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Pastor became a Wrestler

admin — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:58:06 +0000

Recently inspired by the hit movie The Wrestler. Pastor, youth speaker and friend Jeff Mangum has decided to quit full-time ministry. So far he’s canceled all speaking engagements & quit his position at the Austin Stone.

Today was his first day of training in Belton, TX. He’s the guy in black pants and red shirt, his opponent is a 3rd grader from Belton Elementary. And yes…this is a true story.

Did He Really Do That

admin — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 23:10:06 +0000

This is way to funny and sad.

HT: JR Woodward

Whew-I Won In Fantasy Football

admin — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 20:01:37 +0000

So Funny

admin — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 19:59:33 +0000

Mangum yells across the office hallway…”Yo Aaron Ivey is going to post on his blog that we’re looking for a trailer for future disaster relief.”

ME: Ah…sweet.”

So I go to Aaron blog and this is what I see:

Classic.

Jeff The WeatherMan

admin — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 04:21:14 +0000

So if you know Jeff Mangum you know he’s got a fetish for all things storms. If he was not a pastor and or youth speaker he’d definitely be a meteorologist. Below is the update he posted on the Vista website.

Is he a reporter or pastor-love the details…He predicts landfall, mph and possible destruction. Amazing. Gotta love this:

HURRICANE IKE UPDATE

We are keeping a close eye on Hurricane Ike. As of Wednesday afternoon, Ike is predicted to become a powerful Category 4 Hurricane. This is very bad news for the Gulf Coast. Landfall will be between Corpus Christi and Houston/Galveston.

This storm does pose a significant threat to Austin. As of now, the Hurricane is looking to move north into the Austin area. We are predicted to have 60-75 mph winds and torrential rain. This means flooding and the loss of electricity are highly possible, if not probable. Ike is predicted to have 105 mph near San Antonio and just slightly weaker as it moves toward Austin.

On top of this, there are/will be a significant number of Gulf Coast evacuees that are coming to Austin (There will be 8 at the Mangum home).

There is a possibility that we will be cancelling Sunday’s Worship Gathering. We will update this page throughout the upcoming few days. Please stay tuned for updates.

Meteorologist-Jeff Mangum

hurricaneike.

My Current Desktop

admin — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:47:02 +0000

I’m working…I swear I am.

Missing Com Group?!?!?

admin — Sat, 31 May 2008 16:10:17 +0000

Its not that I don’t care about my fellow “Com-Groupers.” But 3 of the possible 7 games falls on a Thursday night. Therefore I just wanted to let everyone know ahead of time. Priorities are a must in life.

Just Because…

admin — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 16:48:03 +0000

It’s Monday and we all need to laugh.

HT: Texas in Africa

I Shall Tell The Truth

admin — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:26:05 +0000

…so help me God.

OK, enough is enough. This is not some April Fools joke. C’mon, I would not be that mean. Err…OK just kidding.

After a ton of comments, emails and IM’s I gotta come clean and let the world know I’m not moving to Cape Town.

It’s all a joke.

Wade and Steven called me out earlier. But I “edited” their comments.

Love all of you. Hope you had a great April Fool’s day… I know I did.

PS: Mangum sent me a text this morning warning me he’s not going to fall for any April Fools pranks. Darn it!

Radiohead

admin — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:13:40 +0000

Wow, just heard from an inside source that Radiohead is on the new JCB album. Amazing.